Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Lord Noel on 'Eltonicus Oldfarticus'

What ho! Pepys...

Due to his continued and very vocal insistance...
that he can "Remember when rock was young"...
Scientists have been forced to recalculate their previously 'estimated' age...
...for Elton John.
Geologists now believe that he must have actually been alive...
...for over four billion years!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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