Lord Noel Gives FREE Relationship Advice

What ho! Pepys...

Today my bulging 'In Box' has leaked out this missive 

from a concerned viewer...

" Dear Lord Noel...

I bought my wife in Thailand..

and it's somewhere I can recommend...

if you are looking for a REAL bargain.

But, of late, I have become increasingly concerned.

You see, my wife isn't like other women...

...for a start she's got a moustache, and a penis.

What should I do?

Yours frottingly

Anita Shyt"

"Dear Anita.... 

Your new wife sounds very much 

like a lot of Thai woman I've come across.

My wife Lady Jacqueline is also a typical woman....

....but in a slightly different way....

...for example I bought her a microscope for her birthday 

the first thing she said to me was...

"Will my bum look big in this?

How we laughed.".

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel