Lord Noel's Top Tip for Motorists

Whatto! Motorists.....

So many drivers have asked me for some tips on how to make driving safer for them that I have at last, relented....

...and so I say to both of you....

....here's a tip my Grandmother gave to me (just before they took her away) which is still very relevant today.

"Always remember to remove your trousers and tie them around your neck before you get into a car. That way you will be easily able to remove your handkerchief, wallet or lighter from your trouser pocket with ease - even after you've fastened your seat belt."

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel