Lord Noel Asks 'Did You Ever Wonder?'

What ho! Pepys...........

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I often wonder who the first person was to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's backside!"

And why do obstetricians or gynecologists let you get undressed behind a screen if they are going to look up there anyway?

....and if electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from?....

......morons?

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel