Lord Noel Likes Lesbian Lending

Whatto! Library goers..........

A public library in Holland has been swamped with queries after unveiling plans to "lend out" living people..........



The volunteers will be borrowed by users of the library, in Almelo, who can take them to a cafeteria, and ask them any questions they like for up to an hour, in a scheme designed to break down barriers and combat prejudice.
The library's director, Jan Krol, said yesterday he had been deluged with requests from prospective borrowers after his project was reported in the Dutch media........
Almelo, a prosperous town of 72,000 people in the Twente region of east Holland, is not known as a hotbed of Amsterdam-style liberalism..............
The people-lending scheme was conceived as a local project, designed to encourage the solid burghers of Almelo to make contact with members of ethnic minorities and other marginalised members of society but caught the imagination of the Dutch press.
"It has caused a lot of interest, a lot of people have already called with questions like: do I need a library card?" said Mr Krol.
"Borrowers of people will not need a card", he said "though one will remain necessary for more prosaic items............ such as books".
..... he added. "Most meetings will last 45 minutes, we imagine. You can ask anything you like, but racist or strong language is not allowed..........
To avoid unpleasantness, all meetings must take place in the library café."
Mr Krol, who said he was inspired by a similar scheme in Sweden, has already filled many of his volunteer slots with gay men, a couple of lesbian women, a couple of Islamic volunteers......
"I've got a physically handicapped woman, and a woman who has been living on social security benefits for many years in real poverty........
....but I am especially keen to find members of Holland's small Roma gipsy community after a recent attack on two gipsy families in the city of Enschede."
Under the scheme, photographs and short biographies of the volunteers will appear in the library, and on its website..........
Library users who wish to take a person out can apply for an appointment.
Mr Krol said he had not cleared the scheme with his municipal bosses. "Oh, I never ask the council before I do anything," he said. "And it only costs two cups of coffee."
Apparently there will be no charges for returning people late....

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel