Lord Noel Reads All About It!

Whatto! Readers............

Isn't it odd how sometimes headlines in Newspapers can sometimes give an entirely different message.......?

Here's some examples:...........



Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case



Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted



Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents



Iraqi Head Seeks Arms



Eye Drops off Shelf



Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66



Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe



Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies



Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge



Deer Kill 17,000



Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy



Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply



Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood



Residents Can Drop Off Trees



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half



New Vaccine May Contain Rabies



College Opens Doors to Hearing



Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni



Include your Children When Baking Cookies



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors





Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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