Lord Noel And The Shocking Truth About Identity Theft!

Whatto! Identity Thieves......................

Thanks to you us humans are no longer the only species on this planet to be the target of this dispicable crime!........................
Innocent creatures are being abused!.................
....... by utter animals!..............

Sometimes they say they do it........"Just for a lark!"............... Disgusting! I say!

Others try to excuse themselves by saying "I never really benefited from the crime!"

Other sad individuals claim "I did it because I just wanted to be.............. like them!"

Police are advising all creatures to "Please be extra vigilent and keep on the lookout for these fraudsters!"

"We're not trying to frighten anyone" say Police "After all...........the last thing we want is them running round like headless chickens!"

"But if anyone notices anything strange............. for example anyone 'new' in the neighbourhood who perhaps doesn't quite fit in............ then call us at once!"

"These criminals could just be biding their time.............. until the moment when they can take full advantage of their position............... at your expense!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel