Lord Noel's Driving Test Scenarios

Whatto! Learner drivers.......

Here's some questions from the latest Driving Test which you may well be asked.......

Question 1: You are driving in Europe along a two lane road with "No Passing" signs clearly displayed...............

Preceeding you is a slow moving cyclist.................

Considering whether there any legal reasons to overtake the cyclist in these circumstances please answer the following question.........


The Answer is: YES! You should remain behind the cyclist for as long as is necessary!

Question 2: "You are driving in a car at a constant speed................

On your left hand side there is a field.................

and on your right hand side there is a fire engine.................

.............which is travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you there is a galloping pig....................

................which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

You suddenly notice that there is a helicopter behind you.....................

..............flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you..............

What should you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





Answer: Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!



Tallyho!

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