Lord Noel On Gay German Penguins

Whatto! Homosexuals..............

I read that "Gay rights protesters in Germany are up in arms because the Bremerhaven's Zoo plans to test the sexual orientation of six male Humboldt penguins which have displayed homosexual traits"................
But zoo director Heike Kueck apparently said "gay groups worldwide have been cursing us since that announcement!"...............
The zoo says it just wants to encourage the rare Humboldt penguins to breed.........
The males have been observed trying to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring out of stones...............
Neither of which will add to their numbers..............
"We don't know whether the three male pairs are really homosexual or whether they have just bonded because of a shortage of females" said Mrs Kueck, quoted by Germany's Der Spiegel news magazine "Nobody here wants to forcibly separate homosexual couples," she added.
Gay groups insist that penguins have a right to form couples without any human interference.......

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel