Lord Noel On Nativity

Whatto! Pepys....

Are you looking forward to celebrating Xmas? Some people have suggested to me that Xmas isn't just about the Winter Solstice and the birth of the new sun and that I should also be mentioning the a baby was born in Bethlehem who went on to become nailed to a cross by Jewish people after saying lots of controversial things like "Love each other" and "Money cannot buy you a place in Heaven" and I have been told that a nice Nativity scene would be a suitable decoration for a virtual blog like this.
But that brings me to a whole different issue:
The picture above features defenceless vegetables that have been ripped out of their beds naked and then deliberately disfigured purely for the gratification of people who feel strongly about the Nativity. These vegetables have given their lives willingly but are forced to wither in unnatural heating conditions and face the remaining moments of their unproductive lives in utter humiliation.
Please give generously this season - for homeless and humiliated vegetables everywhere!
I for one will not tolerate this kind of cruelty at Xmas - and as a useful protest I have constructed this 'alternative' Nativity scene which I know will be well utilised by everyone visiting Virtual Manor this Chriitmastide! Yum!

Happy Holidays everyone!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel