Lord Noel On Lying Shits`

Whatto! Pepys...

Arnold (from thhe Government) shows Murielle where the Statistics sign is

Everyday I see evidence around me of things that may not be as they first seem...

For example -

I've noticed the following increases have taken place on vital products and services...

Gas - UP - 30%↑

Petrol - UP - 13%↑

Water - UP - 18%↑

Rent - UP - 15%↑

Food - UP - 19%↑

Rail fares - UP - 20%↑   Bus fares - UP - 20%↑

And yet our Government continues to tell us that inflation is 2.2%!

Well.....

Either I'm a purple and green striped emu named Neville with a diamond tiara and pink waterwings....

...or they are being less than truthful with us.



Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel