Lord Noel On Arson About

Whatto! Pepys...

I was recently told by a so called 'Fire Safety Expert' that a 'sensible' safety measure for one to take would be to test one's fire alarm at least once a month.
Well let me tell you, I followed this advice but I found it to be far from sensible!
Now, after three house moves I can tell you this advice has cost me well over £3,000,000!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel.