Lord Noel's Tips - for Shopkeepers

Whatto! Peeps....

Shopkeepers often stop me and say "Lord Noel.....are you intending to pay for that item?" So here are a few Top Tips for anyone running or thinking or beginning to run a shopping establishment.

1. Why not make your customers feel like criminals and con men by simply counting all the small change they have given you and examining any notes they tender by holding them up to the light before accepting them?

2. Electrical retailers....deter ram raiders by placing mirrors in your shop windows. When a criminal sees the sight of their own car hurtling towards them they will simply swerve to avoid a head on collision and crash into something else instead.


3. Camera retailers...when selling cameras to members of the public, always sell them two cameras by explaining that when they come to sell the camera they will need another camera with which to photograph the other camera with in order to create photographs for advertisements.


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel