Lord Noel's Advice to DIY Retailers

Whatto!......DIY retailers

The following advice is being given as a result of an incident which I witnessed with my very own eyes and I believe is the sort of thing which should happen a lot more often.
If a customer comes into your shop carrying a tin of leaking paint be immediately on your guard and very wary. The best action you can take is to refuse to give them any sort of refund and then explain to them that now they can easily find their way back to their car by simply following the fresh trail of spilled paint.

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel