Lord Noel Thinks It's Pasta Joke

Whatto! Pepys...

Everyone around here goes on about Mr Cowell ...

...not just because he manages to flood the musical world with an endless stream of 'sound and look the same' non-entities on Autotune but because he also produces...
... lousy Pizza Pasta!

That's something I can NEVER forgive him for!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel