Lord Noel Works On His Tan

Whatto! Pepys...

Isn't Technology brilliant?

What will they think of next?

I went swimming at my Health Spa yesterday... 

...and without telling any of us Members...

...they've only gone and put that chemical in the water...

...that turns the water brown...

...if you do a sneaky poo.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel