Lord Noel Knocks 'em Dead

What ho! Pepys...

You are no doubt very aware of my numerous and notorious skills as a guest speaker. So I was very pleased when I was one again invited to deliver one of my recitals at this year's National Necrophiliacs Conference. Normally I find events like this dead boring but I was able to inject some of my unique humour into my presentation and despite corpsing a few times I think it was appreciated by all and sundry. It was all going very well indeed - until I made a complete faux pas by suggesting that we all have a breather.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel