Lord Noel's Happy Xmas

What ho! Pepys...

I'm always trying to bring in some new ideas for Xmas rather than doing the same old thing each year. This year I suggested to Lady Jacqueline "For a refreshing change this Xmas, why not put our chipolatas on blinis & call them "pigs-on-waterbeds"?" 

If you need me I'll be resting under the Xmas tree...

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel