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441 of 450 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars A triumph... 1 April 2011

By barkas

From the moment you remove the cap you realise you're in for a treat. Fresh, bright, smoky, with a mineral edge and rounded, fruity nose. Midweight and bold, possessing some edge and no little bite, yet remaining smooth, balanced and satisfying. This is a drink to enjoy with friends in a park. Highly recommended.

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107 of 109 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful, but where are the blackberries?? 14 Jun 2012

By Mr. L. J. Hudson

Despite going through three bottles of the stuff, I still cannot detect any hint of blackberries on the palate. The company should really have a chat with their in-house tasters who obviously have no clue what they're talking about! They seem to be incapable of telling the difference in flavour between blackcurrant and blackberry.

Still, it's a lovely, refreshing tipple on a summer evening. Best served in a chilled glass with ice. Nothing can beat the kaleidoscopic patterns made by the sun's rays shining through this pale pink bottle of delight. The play of light on my genuine wood veneer Home Bargains patio table is something to behold.

Grab a few bottles of this fabulous drink while it's at such a low price. You will be the talk of all your friends when you present them with a glass of Barrettine at the next barbecue or dinner party. Why not invite Pam and Paul Ross while you're at it? I'm sure they'd love to come.

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24 of 24 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Works wonders...life changing stuff... 13 Dec 2012

By Ronnie Jotten

Are you sick of the mundane quiet comfortable middle-class family life ?
Do you have two well educated spotless kids called Toby and Jocasta and a dog named Henry ?
Have you lost the passion in the once sweet, carefree kiss you give to your Burberry and green wellington booted wife that drives a green rangeRover each morning as you leave for the office ?
Tired of thinking about the many investments, pension plan schemes and the never-ending stream of lawyers bills and up-keep of two homes.
Sick of your Au Pair, gardener and maid ?

YES ?
THEN...

Wipe the slate clean with a healthy dose of Barettine methylated Spirit.
100% guaranteed to secure you a life of fun, chasing pigeons around car parks, swearing incoherently at strangers and not worrying about urinating in ones pants in public.
Thick, grey matted hair will now grow on what once was a shiny balding dome and the narrow, pale, majestic nose will flourish and spread like red broccoli.
You will find a certain freedom in carting around a sleeping bag full of newspaper instead of a Louis Vitton suitcase full of designer pyjamas, and take great pride in winning yet another fist fight with the elderly bag-lady where you hold her head over over a perforated oil drum fire located underneath cold a motorway bridge.

Barretine's Meths changed my life - some would say for the better - give it a go - AN ABSOLOUTE BARGAIN - 5 stars.

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