Lord Noel's Unusual Condition

Whatto! Peeps... 

I ran into our local pub and shouted to the barman, "Quick Steve, pour me 5 shots of your best Brandy!" 
Steve poured them out as quickly as he could....
....and I began drinking them as fast as I could. 
"Lord Noel!" he said in shock... "that's the fastest I've seen anyone drinking Brandy!"
"Well..." I replied with increasing calmness, as I reached the last shot "you'd drink that fast if you had what I had,"
The barman said "Really Lord Noel?....What on earth do you have?" 
...and I replied....
..."50 pence!"


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel