Lord Noel on Mosquitoes

What ho! Pepys...

Lady Jacqueline came home looking shell shocked last night.
She'd been for a drive with our little niece who's only six years old.
Lady J told me they'd been driving behind a slow moving garbage truck which she was trying to overtake, when suddenly rubbish began to fall from the back of the truck.
Several newspapers and an empty bottle fell from the rear of the truck but a large plastic dildo was the object that chose to bounce firmly off the car windscreen and shock both my good Lady wife and niece in the process.
"What was that Aunty?" cried our naturally worried Niece.
Not wishing to dwell on the embarrassing object any longer than necessary Lady J quickly created a lie saying "Oh that was just a mosquito - there's lots of them around here and they often die by being splattered on windscreens"
Pleased with her swift creative reasoning she drove on smiling, if still a little shaken, happy with her quick witted response.
Then our Niece said thoughtfully from the rear seat of the car "I'm surprised those Mosquitoes can fly at all with a cock that big!"

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel