Lord Noel Says - Beer Can Change You!

What ho! Pepys...

In what Scientists have described as "A significant breakthrough" they reveal the results of recently completed tests which suggest that beer contains small traces of female hormones which, if taken in large enough quantities, can seriously affect men's metabolisms!

Apparently it doesn't happen with Champagne or Armagnac! 
Phew! What a relief!

Over a two week period the scientists gave groups of 100 men 10 pints of beer each evening and then observed the effects. They found that 100% of them gained weight and talked excessively without making sense, became more emotional, and couldn't drive!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel