Lord Noel On Being Careful What You Wish For

What ho! Pepys...

How many of you lovely ladies have dreamt of one day finding a handsome Prince just by kissing a frog? 

Well let me tell you - it works exactly the other way round too!

Ferdinand the frog often dreamt of being kissed by a beautiful maiden who would instantly fall in love with him and cherish him for life. So one day he decided to visit a frog psychic. 

The psychic tells him to sit down while she examined one globule of spawn for images of the future and as the mists within it began to clear, she began to tell Ferdinand of his future fate.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl - who will want to know everything about you." she said.
Obviously this was great news for Ferdinand and he edged forward on his lily pad, becoming more excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he ventured.
"No," says the psychic, "...in her biology class."

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel