Lord Noel Wyshes Ye All Hail Fore Yuletide

What ho! Pepys...

Being now a Man of considerable leisure...

I venture to saye that

I shall be enjoying the Xmas peryod at home withe my good lady wyfe.

For entertaynment I have employ'ed the servyces

of ae muchly taleynted 'Snurd Mangler'

Master Klive displayes his unearthly skills on his Snurd Mangling Mashiine

...who haf promysed to amuse both myselff and my gud ladye wyfe

with unGodly playing on his confownded instrewment

into the earlie hours of Crystmas Daye itself!

The rest of yew

can alle go strayt to Belzibub!

Ye Satan speaketh "Please form ye orderly queue - there be plenty enough room for everyone!"

Whilst I dine on exotic meayt

of various delycious creaturs 

on account of beying on a dyet of high prowteen

whilst my Ladye wyfe will consume Gods sweet vegetbuls

Ye Lorde Noel feasting on xmas byrd "Yum Yum!. Thou be next Tiddles!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes for ye Yuletide Season!

Lord Noel &c Lady Jacqueline.

(Sponsored by Lord Noel's Chrystmasse Tyde Chutneyee)