Lord Noel Speaketh Here On Bootlegging

What ho! Pepys...

I hath always enjoy'ed and encourage'd ye entrepreneurialism

whenever it raiseth it's rather attractive head.

And I was muchly please'd to spy a vendor 

of products appertayning to the layte and greayt

Michaelangelo Jacksonian

and who had a comely queue forming towards his vending stall outlette.

But all of a suddyn the local Constabulary arrived!...

...and took away the poore man for 'questioning'.

It later turneth out the fellow claiming to be selling 

"Ye authentique Michael Jackson Jesus Juice"

was just a smoothie criminal.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel