Lord Noel on a Dead Cert Way of Communing at Low Cost

Whatto! Peeps...

If, like me, you have recently become fascinated by the Occult...

...and wish to commune with the Spirits of the Dead...

...but are unable to do this because you are a bit short of cash...

I have come up with what I believe to be the perfect solution!

Simply write the alphabet around the edge of your ironing board 

...and let the ghosts do the work for you.

You're Welcome!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel