Lord Noel's Halloween Q & As

Whatto! Peeps....

What do you say to a skeleton going on holiday? 
Bone voyage! 

What do you call two witches in the same room? 
Broommates 

What's the ratio of a jack-o'-lantern's circumference to its diameter? 
Pumpkin Pi

How do you mend a torn witches dress?
With a pumpkin patch! 

What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.

Why do ghouls hang around with demons?
(sing this one): 'Cause demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
Five after one.

Why did the monster eat the train?
Because it told him to "Choo, choo."

Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup.
He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.

Tallyho!

& Happy New Year!

Best  Wishes - Lord Noel