Lord Noel on Wealth Creation

Whatto! Peeps....

I received this letter from an adoring fan who wrote:
"Dearest Lord Noel, I realise that you are a powerful, wealthy and very attractive man and I have been looking for books which might help me achieve what you have achieved in your relatively long (though you don't look it) and successful life.....can you please recommend any?"
I was so thrilled and flattered that I immediately replied with a short note saying "No!"

The logic behind my somewhat economical reply is this:

Books have knowledge 

knowledge is power 

power corrupts 

corruption is a crime

crime doesn't pay.

So if you keep reading...

...you'll go broke!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel