Lord Noel on a Technological Breakthrough

Whatto! Peeps...

Those wonderful Chinese people have been at it again...
When I say 'at it' I mean inventing things...
This time it's a marvelous new gadget which is called an iTit.
"What" you may ask "is an iTit?"...
Well I'm here to tell you that it's a bra implant...
...that can play music!
The iTit will initially cost somewhere between £300-£600 depending on cup and speaker size.
This invention has been hailed as a social breakthrough too...
...as women have long complained about men staring at their breasts...
...and never listening to them!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel