Lord Noel on Lady Jacqueline's New Dresses

Whatto! Peeps...

Lady Jacqueline has a dress

with splits right up the sides.

If she wears it going out

the men can see her thighs.

Lady J has one more dress

with splits right up the front...

...but she doesn't wear that one!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel