Lord Noel on Retirement

Whatto! Peeps..

Working people frequently ask retired people like myself...

"Lord Noel what do you do to make your days interesting and fun?" 

...and I just say "Life is meant to be enjoyed to the full" 

For example, the other day my Lady wife and I went into town to go shopping. 

We were only in the shop for about 5 minutes and when we came out...

... a uniformed Council Official was writing out parking tickets.
I went up to him, smiling my best smile and said, "How about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket, so I called him a "Rotter!". 

He turned and glared at me and started writing another ticket...

...this time for having worn tires. 
So my wife called him a "Blasted trollop!". 

He finished writing the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. 

Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes....with me abusing him verbally in my own inimitable way..

...calling him a "Stench filled ass wiper!" a "Stem feeling buttock clencher!"...

... and a "Shirt-lifting fudge tunneller!"... 

And the more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote out...
Personally, we didn't care.

We came into town by bus...

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel