Lord Noel Makes A Spectacle of Himself

Whatto! Peeps... 

When I recently realized I was having trouble reading road signs, I knew it was time to visit the Optician 

and get my first pair of glasses. 

I was seated in front of the eye chart..... 

...then the Doctor instructed me to cover one eye with my hand. 

But despite the doctor's repeated instructions, I seemed incapable of anything more than a saluting motion.

Finally the doctor seemed to lose his patience with me. 

Making a mask out of a brown paper bag he cut a hole for one eye.....

.....and put it over my head.

"Right! How does that feel, Lord Noel?" he asked curtly.

After a little pause, I answered dryly, "The fit is fine, doctor...... 

...But I was hoping for something a little more stylish."

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel