Whatto! Peeps...
Today's card is the Empress!
This signifies that an important decision needs to be made soon.....to protect your integrity!
You know that new bird who's started working down the pub?....
...(you know...the one with the blonde hair?.......and the floaty dress..... with the diamante tiara?)...
Well don't even BOTHER! For one thing she prefers 'drinking from the furry cup'....
....and for another - have you seen the size of her DILDO?!
You're Welcome!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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