Whatto! Peeps....
One of my very dear friends has pointed out that there is a recognised correlation between the type of Insurance Provider you choose AND the type of sex you like!
It's all based on subliminal advertising!....
....VERY revealing!
If you like....
Sex with your wife – Legal & General.
Sex with your future wife – Mutual Trust.
Sex with your long term partner – Standard Life.
Sex with your secretary – Employer’s Liability.
Sex with a prostitute – Commercial Union.
Sex on the telephone – Direct Line.
Casual Sex with different partners – Go Compare.
Sex with a lady boy – Confused.com
Sex with your future wife – Mutual Trust.
Sex with your long term partner – Standard Life.
Sex with your secretary – Employer’s Liability.
Sex with a prostitute – Commercial Union.
Sex on the telephone – Direct Line.
Casual Sex with different partners – Go Compare.
Sex with a lady boy – Confused.com
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel