Whatto! peeps.....
1. I think Barry Manilow is really cool.
2. While you're up, can you get me a Babycham?
3. Women's Hairy butts.... mmmmm they're sexy.
4. Her boobs are just too big.
5. Sometimes I just want to be held.
6. That chick on Murder She Wrote.... gives me wood.
7. I love wearing condoms.
8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your bag.
9. Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Eastenders.
10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and I'll ask for directions.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel