Lord Noel's Flu Time!

What ho! Pepys....

Suffering bravely with once of the worst illnesses you can get!

Here are Ten things good about having Man Flu:

10. No one wants to come near you so you get as much peace and quiet 

    as you can handle.

9. You can legally take massive amounts of sedatives mixed with 

   other alcohol-based stimulants.

8. You realize that the guests on daytime TV shows have much worse 

   lives than you do!

7. You can get away with being rude, obnoxious and surly 

   (for a while anyway).

6. You smell like a baboon's butt and almost nobody complains 

   (maybe because they're giving you so much 'space' to recover).

5. You can shlop about the house unwashed and in your dressing gown all day 

   (developing that distinctive 'baboon butt' fragrance).

4. No matter how bad you feel, it's still better than how you felt after 

   last month's tequila 'n' gin party.....wow! That was bad!

3. Don't forget about catching up with all those Star Trek re-runs.

2. Your family pets are allowed on/in the bed (Sorry - no goldfish).

1. You get to pass a horrible virus on to those people you really dislike.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel