Lord Noel Knows Kisses Add Up

What ho! Pepys.....

A youth taught his young sweetheart maths,

he thought it was his mission,

he kissed her once then once again 

  and said "That's just addition!"

The girl took it upon herself 

to return this pleasant action,

she kissed him once then once again,

  and said "So that's subtraction!"

  Well she soon learned the basic skills 

without much complication,

they hugged and kissed first once, then twice,

and said "Thats multiplication!"

Meanwhile the young girl's father

had a 'lesson' in his vision,

  throwing the boy right out the door
 

said "This is long division!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel

xxx