Lord Noel's Watertight Idea

What ho!....

Whilst on holiday in Corfu for the last couple of weeks, we found ourselves on the beach one day....
....sat near to two older ladies who were wanting to go in for a swim but seemed afraid to leave their cigarettes behind in case they were stolen.

Then we all noticed a woman coming out of the sea in a bikini who reached into her swimsuit and pulled out her cigarettes.....
....she lit it up on her way back to her beachtowel and sat down in the sunshine to smoke it peacefully.
The women called across to her "How do you manage to keep your cigarettes so dry when you go in for a swim?"
The woman smiled and held up the wrapper she'd just taken off the packet ....
....and we could clearly see that it was a condom!
The women laughed about the idea of going to the pharmacy at their age....
....and one of them acted out the transaction with her friend "I'd like a packet of condoms please!"
Her friend replied as the Chemist "Certainly madam - and what size would you like?"
....and she said "Well ....
..... big enough to fit a camel!"

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel