Lord Noel On Being British

Whatto!...

Sir Winston Churchill...he helped Britains fight against many foreign peoples

Some people say that the British are Xenophobes....

.....distrusting anything foreign.

To which I firmly reply...

..."BULLDOG!"

Winston Churchill ....before he was knighted

I suggest that it could merely be because we are an Island race......

....and rightly suspicious of anything that arrives on our heavily polluted shores....

....which seems in any way.... 'unusual'.

I would also like to propose that actually you have nothing whatsoever to fear.....

...because your worst fears have already been realised!

Think about it....

....next time you climb into your German car......

.....to drive down to an Irish pub......

"I'm NOT drunk ya feckin eejit!"

.....for a few Mexican beers.......

....where a foreign man can sell you cheap imported cigarettes.....

....to save you having to stop to buy some at the Indian run Convenience store on the way home.....

...to your Polish built house....

.....leaving you more time to nip into a Chinese take-away or buy a Turkish shish-kebab.....

....to bring home to your lovely Thai or Russian wife.....

....so you can sit down comfortably for the evening on your Danish furniture.......

....and watch American television shows.....

.....on your large-screen Japanese plasma t.v. 

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel