Lord Noel On Flying Carpets

Whatto!....

When Lady Jacqueline and I were in Egypt we were invited into a shop that sold many different beautiful carpets.....

Another tourist was looking around close by and she walked up to one particular carpet to inspect it more closely.

As she bent down to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally broke wind.

Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously as if to see if anyone had noticed her little accident.....

Needlesstosay that Lady Jacqueline and myself hurriedly looked the other way to minimise this poor lady's embarassment....

After a few moments she seemed to regain her composure....

....raised herself up again and turned to call over the nearby salesman.

"Good day Madam. How may I help you today?" he beamed as he moved towards her

"I'd like to know the cost of this rug please" she asked

"Well" he answered....."you farted just touching it.......

......when you hear the price......

......you're gonna shit yourself."

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline