Lord Noel Takes Stock On The 11/9 Anniversary

What ho! Pepys.....

...Lord Noel here....

The sad Anniversay of the September 11th terrorist attack has come and gone once again, and I thought it would be nice to look for some positive news regarding the situation in Afghanistan.....
....I managed to find these quotes from American comedians.....

I found out that "the FBI have announced that they are now looking for Osama bin Laden's financial adviser as a means of trying to track down the ever elusive man himself. But how good can he be? After all his top client is living in a cave and driving a donkey. It doesn't sound like he's getting the best return on his investments to me".....Jay Leno

There's also the added problem of trying to recognise Osama bin Laden. "They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan where he has had plastic surgery. He closest aides say he looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?" - David Letterman

"With limited resources available to them it is still not known how the Taliban leaders manage to keep their morale so high, but an insider to the group said they just like to sit around and get bombed!".....Jay Leno

People around the World are wondering what will happen to Afghanistan when the fighting is finished there. There are plenty of plans to rebuild the country, many of the more lucrative contracts being awarded to close friends of George W Bush. "There is even talk of making a fresh start there by changing the country's name.
Some of the possible name changes canvassed from the American public were: Halfghanistan, Pothole-istan, Jenniferanistan, Assbackwardstan, Bye-bye-Talibanstan, Ass-Kicked-istan".....Jay Leno

Yep humour sure is a mighty powerful weapon ain't it?


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel