Lord Noel Emplores You 'Don't Get Mad....Get Clean!'

What ho! Pepys....

Lady Jacqueline and I were sitting by the river, enjoying the last of the lovely afternoon sun.....
....when I decided to ask her about something that has intrigued me for some time now....
"Lady Jacqueline" I began.....
"Yes Lord Noel" she responded...
...."Whenever I get mad at you" I continued, "you never seem to get upset.....
.....how do you manage to control your temper so well?"
"Aha!" Lady Jacqueline replied smiling, "I just go and clean the toilet."
"How on earth does cleaning the toilet help?" I enquired with growing curiosity
"Well" she  replied....
...."I use your toothbrush."

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel