Lord Noel's Interesting Trip

What ho! Pepys.....

I love travelling....

.....and in particular - air travel.....

....'Business Class' wherever possible.....

(a much better class of passenger - far more interesting to speak to)

So I was smiling when I boarded an airplane to France for a business trip...

....and happily took to my seat.

As I settled in, I glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

I soon realized that she was heading straight towards me.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside mine.

Eager to strike up a conversation I ventured, "Business trip, or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business.....

..... I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of Europe Convention, in Paris."

I was thrilled. Here was one of the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen sitting next to me,

and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

How interesting!

Struggling to maintain my composure, as she stowed her hand luggage.....

.....and belted herself slowly into her seat, I calmly asked,

"What's your business role at the convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer.

I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences....

.... to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," I said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"

"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African men....

.... are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact...

... it is the Irish men who are most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers....

.... when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina.....

....are those from the titled Aristocracy."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed....

.... "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you....

..... I don't even know your name."

I held out my hand warmly to her.....

"Noel," I said, "Noel O'Goldstein from Dublin....

.....but my friends call me Lord."

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel