Lord Noel's Car Stickers

What ho! Pepys...

There are so many examples of the ubiquitous car sticker....

Some are nice and informative...

...and here are some more...

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I'm lost in thought. It's unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

He who laughs last - thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I intend to live forever - so far so good.

My other car has an MOT

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel