Lord Noel Asks "Do You Fancy a Chinese Takeaway?"

Whatto! Peeps....

Interesting news has reached me from abroad!....

Apparently a Wang Mou, of Dahe, China, 
has been arrested for pretending to be a woman 
-- to marry men for their money.
Wang, 18, allegedly married three men this year 
and fled with the engagement money, 
according to local news reports. Wang, 
who is very slim and softly spoken, reportedly admitted: 
"A lot of people mistake me for a woman on first sight."

His first "marriage" happened in February 
when a woman promised to find him a job 
but instead sold him as a wife for £500.
"She cheated me but I found a chance to escape, 
then realized I could use the same shortcut 
to make some money and also get lots of gifts," he said.

With the help of an accomplice, Wang allegedly 
sold himself to a Mr. Liu who paid £1,000 (US$1,498.93)  
for the engagement. 
Wang escaped the next night and split the money with his accomplice.

Police say he was then introduced to another potential husband, 
a Mr. Zhang, in Zhoukou, who also paid a £1,000 engagement fee.
Wang allegedly escaped again but was caught a day later 
by local women who handed him over to the police 
after finding out that he was really a man.

Wang was still wearing his pink wedding dress 
when he was taken to the local police station for questioning

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel