Lord Noel And Lady J - Food Lovers

What ho! Pepys....

As you will know Lady Jacqueline and I do love eating out.....

.....and we were in a splendid restaurant recently....

....enjoying an amazing entrée from the fabulous selection they had on display....

....after which, I had occasion to pay a visit to the gentlemen's room.

Shortly afterwards, I returned to our table.....

.....as the waiter brought us our main course.

Whilst serving....

....he managed to surreptitiously pass me a note....

....the contents of which were as follows:

"Lord Noel, Please excuse this intrusion. I noticed that a few minutes ago you paid a visit to the lavatory. Unfortunately, in your haste to return to your food and Lady Jacqueline you failed to adjust your clothing properly. As a result, I couldn't help noticing that your 'member' is currently hanging out of your flies. 

By now I will have gone to the other side of the restaurant, where I will pick up a small stack of plates. In a moment I shall drop these plates, thus creating a distraction  which will allow you to adjust yourself unobserved.

PS: I love you.

We skipped dessert.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel