Lord Noel Says 'Don't Burn It - Learn From It!'

Whatto! Peeps...

Those of you with an interest in ladies apparel will be thrilled to discover that the well known bra manufacturers 'Triumph' (didn't they used to make motorbikes?)...

..have come up with yet another new bra.....

.....this one is a bra........that grows rice.

Yes!...."At last!" I hear you cry.....

Well this bra features pots instead of cups, and a plastic water hose with seedlings acting as a belt.

It even comes with a pair of detachable gloves....

....so it's extremely practical.......

The grow-your-own bra was created to raise awareness of food self-sufficiency, allowing the wearer to cultivate rice any time, anywhere.

Yoshiko Masuda, of Triumph, said: "Over the last year, young Japanese women have taken a tremendous interest in agriculture.....

....we wanted other women to experience farming as well. That's what inspired this bra."

Triumph Japan has a reputation for making "gimmick" underwear (No! Really?)......

.....that conveys a serious 'political message'.

Hence why last year, Triumph made a bra that featured food bowls around the cups, allowing busy women to eat on the go!

....and the year before that....

...a solar powered bra!

Not to be outdone....

...I am putting forward some unique and thought-provoking designs of my own!

Like my 'Goldfish bra'....

...ideal for taking your goldfish for a walk!

...or my equally controversial 'Bacon bra'.....

...so that women everywhere can be safe in the knowledge that food is never far away!

But I don't think any of these will catch on as quickly as the totally munchable....

....sweety bra!

Wallop! YumYum!

& Tallyho! 

Best wishes - Lord Noel