Lord Noel On Natural Selection

Whatto! Batchelors....

A Batchelor friend of mine wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates........

..... so he came to me for some worldly advice!......

....and together we came up with an ingenius plan!

We decided he should give each woman a present of £5,000 cash, then wait to see what each one does with the money......

The first woman has a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon where gets her hair done, new makeup and nails and buys several new outfits which she dresses up in for my friend. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

My friend is impressed.

The second woman goes shopping to buy my friend gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she gives him these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, my friend is impressed.

The third woman invests the money in the stock market and earns several times the original £5,000. Then she gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future together because she loves him so much.

Wow!.....very impressive indeed!

Obviously, my friend was now faced with a difficult decision.

He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married someone else with bigger boobs.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel