Lord Noel On Rowing Overboard

Whatto! Sports fans....

In the news this week ....two women from Bristol in Southern England......

....who are attempting a world record by rowing across the Atlantic.

Mel King, 37 (on the right), and Annie Januszewski, 40, say they hope to beat the world record of 75 days for two women rowing across the Atlantic.

The pair said they are hoping to row 3,000 miles from Gomera in the Canary Islands to Antigua in the West Indies in only 70 days!

The women, who plan to start the voyage this week if the weather is favorable, said they originally planned to row for 15 hours a day in their bras and underwear, but have now decided to strip down completely to reduce chaffing from friction with clothing.

 

"I've just turned 40 but I'd like to get it straight that I'm NOT going through a midlife crisis," screamed Januszewski whilst chewing an oar.....

..."It's going to be the hardest thing I've ever done..

..and boy is my bum going to suffer!.....

.....but hopefully being nude will also allow us to shave days off our time."

'Shave'?...

...now THERE'S and idea!

Tallyho!

Oh to live on a warm island where nude yachtswomen turn up!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Gaga

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