Lord Noel On England

Whatto! Englishers.....

Goodbye to my England! So long my old friend...

Your days now are numbered, being brought to an end

If Scottish, Irish or Welsh, that's just fine

But don't say you're English, that's way out of line.

The French and the Germans may call themselves such

And so may Norwegians, and Swedes and the Dutch

You can say you are Russian, or maybe a Dane

But don't dare to say that you're English again.

At Broadcasting House now the word is taboo

In Brussels it's scrapped, and in Parliament too

Our schools are affected. Staff do as they're told

They must not teach children on England of old.

Writers like Shakespeare, Milton and Shaw

The pupils don't learn about them anymore

How about Agincourt, Hastings , Arnhem or Mons?

When England lost lots of her very brave sons.

We're not Europeans, how can we all be?

Europe is miles away, over the sea

We're the English from England, so let's all be proud

Stand up and be counted - and Shout it out loud!

Let's tell our Government and Brussels too

We're proud of our heritage, Red, White and Blue

Fly the flag of Saint George or the Old Union Jack

And let the world know that - WE WANT ENGLAND BACK !!!!

Tallyho!

Do you create odd poems whilst sitting on the loo?

Best wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Frauline Hitler

Dress With Distress